HITCHHIKER

There was a road on the way to Indiana.  It was I-90, or I-94.  Whichever it was, it was the one that runs all the way through Illinois, and goes past Indiana.  It’s constantly backed up, and there’s tons of construction, and no one ever knows why, but it’s there and it’s really bad.  It’s way better to take the skyway, or go north.  But this trucker was on it anyway, and he was driving and he saw this girl.  She was super hot.  She was so hot because her legs were really good, and so was her butt, and she had great breasts and a really good personality.  He could tell from her posture.  You can tell a lot about a person from their body language and she was poised and in a stance that indicated she was confident.  So the trucker, who hadn’t had sex in like 4 days, pulled over.  He asked her what her name was.  She said “My name is Tami.  Tami Hotts.”  And he thought “that’s a really weird name for a woman, especially the last name.  The ‘Tami’ is sort of strange too though.  So she hopped in his cab and he says “where too?”  And she said “Anywhere, I’ll go anywhere you want me to.  Just give me a ride, or ride me.”  And her thought “wow, she may be talking about sexual intercourse with me.”  So they were driving for a long time and he didn’t really have much to say to her, because sometimes it’s awkward in the car because you don’t want to start talking because then you have to talk for the rest of the ride.  Like in a cab or an airplane.  And she didn’t have a destination so that could get really awkward.  But he decided to say something anyway.  “So, what do you do for a living?”  She said “I’m a super hot prostitute who has sex with people for money.  But I’ll have sexual relations with you for free!”  She actually said that!!  I mean, how cool is that?  That she will do this guy for no money, and that’s what she usually does.  Well he was really flattered.  So he said, “Absolutely, and I can go all night like a trucker” which is something he heard in a Lil’ Kim song.  Also, some truckers like hip hop so don’t think that’s weird.
            So he pulls over and starts making out with her and she pulls her breasts right out and says like “yeah, feel these.”  And he’s like:  “Sure.”  So he starts touching them and really getting into them, and then he as sex with her.  But it’s so hot.  It’s really hot, and he moves really well and she likes that so she has like 50 orgasms.  It’s great.  And then she ends up wanting to be dropped off at a Greyhound station, and that’s convenient for him, because he’s doing a pick-up right near one, so it worked our really well for both of them.  And it was super hot.

-Chelsea