So I’m this hot business guy and I’m sitting in first class and I’m real rich. The stewardesses on this flight are totally smoking, and one of them has really big breast. She’s not in to me. But this other one is. And so she’s all like “would you like something to drink?” and I say “uh, yeah, I’m in First Class. And I’m really rich so I’ll have a champagne on the rocks.” And so she says okay and then she winks. So I think “was she winking at me? Or did she have something in her eye? Only one way to find out. I unbuckle my belt and walk over to where she’s pouring drinks. I say, “hey, can you come into the bathroom with me for a second?” and she totally says “yes.” So we get in there, and she starts taking off her shirt and I say “did you have something in your eye back there?” and she says yes, and so she puts her shirt back on and he goes back to his seat. But it’s not over. He turns to the chick next to him and says “ever joined the mile high club?” and she says “no,” and he says “because you’ve been running through my mind all day long.” And she says “what” and then he’s all embarrassed so he reads his paper.
[Writer’s note: This sort of happened to me at a bar where I mixed up some stupid pick up line. It sucked].
But he got laid when he landed. It was his girlfriend but it was still so hot. He didn’t tell her about the plane stuff.
