Thank you for taking interest and the time to view our guestbook. However, you will be unable to sign the guestbook due to the astonomical number of invisible, bullying, and heartless robots that have exploited our guestbook to their own desire, even with the audacity to say that they've "enjoyed our site". You see, these robots don't have feelings like you or I, and therefore do not have the emotional capacity to "enjoy" anything, nor can they even begin to fathom what it is like to create a quality, "very bad" porn site, with the hottest chicks on the internet. And they're not even anything like real robots- these robots don't have mechanical arms and legs, they don't randomly emit beeping sounds, and they don't have a flashing light for a mouth. So, we've had to build our own robot, and with it's mechanical arm it single-handedly deleted all of the bot entries. Albeit, we've kept some of the original posts so you can at least enjoy the thought of a working, bot-free guestbook, as we had heartfully done so at one point in time...
Sincerely,
Admin-Bot
Admin-Bot
19th October 2006 - 08:24
Wow man. I so wish I could have the sort of crazy bad sex you have with these hot girls with my girl. She won't have bad sex with me and that SUX. You da man Chelsea.
youmustgoon
18th October 2006 - 18:47
Wow. I almost thought about being horny. I'll be thinking of the those gallery images for like - seconds! Thanks VBP for making my minute. And I didn't even have to pay!
erdnA
18th October 2006 - 03:00
Thanks for the show and drinks tonite.
I thought the Pakistani chick was hot.
CrankyRicky
17th October 2006 - 12:00
This is the best worst porn ever - I'm so close to being a bit turned on.
KT
16th October 2006 - 21:59
where do i donate?! this site fucking rocks.
eldridge
15th October 2006 - 23:45
this is brilliant
heyo
13th October 2006 - 21:03
I never knew learning the differences between India & Pakistan could be so unsexy. Keep it coming!
Jeff G
29th September 2006 - 22:38
I need to know where you got that got blow up doll. I think I am lesbian but I want to experiment with her first. I love her blue eyes & her full lips. She is a cross between Angelina Jolie, & Liza Minnelli.
